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Fandango’s Flash Fiction Challenge #127
“Hmm, this place is beautiful. What exotic place are we at now?”
“Hmm, it says here ‘Valley of Fire State park. It’s a national park.”
“What’s a national park?”
“Well, it says here that the Americans designated a few areas ‘to conserve the scenery and the natural and historic objects and wildlife therein, and to provide for the enjoyment of the same in such manner and by such means as will leave them unimpaired for the enjoyment of future generations.’”
“Wait, did you say ‘Americans’?”
“Yes.”
“Tell me, Lieutenant, where are we right now?”
“Nevada.”
“I mean, which planet?”
“Earth.”
“You idiot! We shouldn’t have landed here! It’s dangerous! Everyone, stop the reconnaissance mission! Retreat to the ship! We’re leaving immediately before they raise alarm!”
From the Window Seat 
You’re right, Earth is a dangerous place. Especially America at the moment. Well done. Thanks for joining in.
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Thank you. I think That is probably why no aliens ever visit earth. ☺️
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