
#CCC37
Pride
He lies under the colourful umbrella, in his colourful underwear. He savours the soft caress of the summer breeze and drifts into slumber to the lazy lull of the ocean waves.
“Would you look at that man? Shameless! What’s this world coming to?”
He cracks open one eye, peering at the couple.
The woman is pointing at him. Her partner is shaking his head. “I don’t understand why they would defy God in that way,” the man sneers.
This time, he lifts his head and pulls his sunglasses off. “Hark, ye love-hating hypocrites! Thou dare speak on behalf of God? Doth thou hast no shame? Such venomous words dripping from thy mouth! Begone, ye hell spawns!”
The couple, startled by his reaction, hurry off. They do not even dare to look at him.
Cowards, he thinks and lies back down.
He does not take any shit. Not today.
(148 words)
The whole story seems prosaic. The only thing remotely interesting is probably the shift to Elizabethan English. I always enjoy inserting Elizabethan English into my stories to insult people, making the entire scene ridiculous.
Disclaimer though, I can’t be too sure of the authenticity of my use.
If you are interested, the prompt is linked below.
Here’s how it works:
Every Wednesday I post a photo (this week it’s that one above.)
You respond with something CREATIVE
Here are some suggestions:
- An answering photo
- A cartoon
- A joke
- A caption
- An anecdote
- A short story (flash fiction)
- A poem
- A newly minted proverb, adage or saying
- An essay
- A song—the lyrics or the performance
You have plenty of scope and only two criteria:
- Your creative offering is indeed yours
- Your writing is kept to 150 words or less
Prompt: Crimson’s Creative Challenge #37